Terror Threat Weather Forecast; Take An Umbrella And AK-47

Here's tomorow's terror threat forecast in full, just in from the White House,

There's a large area of insurgency moving in overnight, affecting almost all areas with only those in more remotes part just getting a light sprinkling. Mid-afternoon this will give way to general lawlessness for major towns and cities, those in rural districts will be bound to receive some of this, but we don't have monitoring equipment or staff in those areas, so if we don't see it, it doesn't happen.

So in summary; we don't see any change at any point in the near future, unless fresh air begins to blow in, bringing with it a new and much welcomed change in policy.



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