Friday, March 09, 2007
Bush In Brazil ; Fills Up On Duty Free Ethanol
With US President Bush on a visit to Brazil today, it's been revealed he has a secret strategy to beat his country's addiction to foreign oil.
It doesn't involve reducing energy use.
It isn't legal limits on carbon emissions.
The President plans to bring home his full duty free limit of ethanol on the return flight. With the two-hundred and fifty seven people who travel with him, if each of them bring home their full limit, that could be enough biofuel to power Washington for fourteen days.
Unconfirmed reports suggest some of his travelling staff are planning to make full use by bringing back organic cigarettes which can be burned to generate green power for the White House Residence.
The Truthiness Blog Says ; Any gifts over $50 Sir?
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