Bush Tackles Climate Change - Sometime In The Future, No Rush

After the G8 Summit, the impossible was, it appeared, achieved.

Mr Bush agreed to reductions in emissions. We never thought we'd ever see those words.

But, he won't tell us he will cut emissions, just that he will work on agreeing to cut them, in 2008, just before he leaves office.

So, the beginning of a process about a process.

Tell The Truthiness : And there we were thinking Mr Bush had a poor grap of the english language, clearly he's an expert at double-speak, congratulations to him and never mind about the polar bears; until 2008 that is.

Albania Loves Bush ; Maybe As Much As They Love His Watch

Yes, we know we didn't really see President Bush's watch get stolen when he was on a walkabout, having praised heaped on him by the people of Albania, but it just seem so funny to start with.

As reported, Mr Bush took off his watch and placed it in his pocket. No watch stolen, No story.

Can we be so sure?

Why, in the middle of a big public event would the President be more concerned with taking his watch off?

Did he get bought a new strap for it, is it made from the pelt of something Dick Cheney's recently shot? A congressional democrat? Maybe alligator hide, maybe he's allergic.

Tell The Truthiness ; Wasn't it more fun when we thought his watch has been lifted, lets hope Tony Snow announces tomorrow that it did actually get stolen and they're planning to carpet bomb Albania.