This Blog Has Encountered A Problem And Will Be Terminated!

So Bill Gates flew over to London to launch Vista, then he flew onto continental Europe to do another launch.

Rumour has it he then went on to find Robert Langdon and the Codex, before killing Sir Ian McKellen, so we heard.



Truthiness says: Bill Gates is the Illuminati! So our vicar told us.

Blair Speech Later ; But Why Wait For Him? We'll Tell You Now

In an innovative move for The Truthiness, we will report on a speech to be made by Tony Blair later today. We know what he's going to say, we know how long it's going to take for him to say it and we know how many times he'll use the phrase 'freedom fries for all' ( 16 by our counter experts). So since we've got all the facts, we'll cover the speech now, before he makes it.

This all means that later on, when he makes the speech, we will have time to cover the other important stories of the day such as at our London Desk, who's going to win 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!' and at our New York Desk, the fall out from 'Dancing With The Stars'. Plus it means we can clear out of the office early and get home for a CSI-Miami double-bill.

A Downing Street spokesperson couldn't comment on rumours that the only people watching his speech later, when he actually makes it, will be his Mum, little Baby Leo and the cleaning man.

Truthiness - Getting the facts wrong now, rather than later.

See Blair's speech here, before he makes it