This Blog Has Encountered A Problem And Will Be Terminated!

So Bill Gates flew over to London to launch Vista, then he flew onto continental Europe to do another launch.

Rumour has it he then went on to find Robert Langdon and the Codex, before killing Sir Ian McKellen, so we heard.



Truthiness says: Bill Gates is the Illuminati! So our vicar told us.

Windows Vista Asks For A Window Seat ; Gets Stuck In The Middle Seat With No Armrests

With todays launch of Microsoft's new operating system, Windows Vista, the the World has the difficult choice of two heavily marketed computer systems to choose from.

Either Apple's OS

or Microsoft's Windows Vista.

Here The Truthiness Blog gives you a product comparison.

-Apple Mac have a cool, half-eaten apple logo.

-Microsoft Vista has a cool retro design logo with the windows logo, INSIDE a circle, GENIUS!

-Microsoft know how to use the caps lock.

-Apple, especially those in the ipod department have yet to make this discovery.

And the deal-breaker is this explosive disclosure....

-Microsoft have a recycle bin.

-But Apple has a trash can!

Who's more environmentally aware now?

Truthiness Says ; We blow your mind!