The View's Sherri Shepherd Does It Again

Sherri Shepherd is quickly becoming the daytime version of Rudy Giuliani with her priceless comments.

After blasting us with the news that the Earth is flat and that she didn't think anything happened before the Christians arrived, she's gone one better.

Whoopi Goldberg tried her best to save Sherri and the discussion on sexual stereotypes and transgender children. However Sherri said she would stop her son from playing dress-up at school if he was allowed to put on a dress.

Tell The Truthiness ; Why did they hire Sherri Shepherd of all people?

Senator Craig Judge Says 'No No, Then Yes Yes!'

Larry Craig today tried to change his guilty plea after his disorderly conduct charge three months ago.

Judge Charles Porter said that Senator Larry Craig's guilty plea was entered "accurately and intelligently" in June and was upheld.

We shall now have to wait and see how this impacts on the Senator's future. You'll remember when he said he would resign, then returned to work, so chances are there'll be some more twists in the tale.

Tell The Truthiness ; Don't let the door hit you in the wide stance on the way out!

Just For Fun

As the title says, just for fun.

War On Reality Part 57 ; What Might Happen? In An Episode Of Sliders?

Tell The Truthiness ; Imagine, Bush never got elected, it's too emotional for us.

Preporting & Specularium ; Our Two Favourite None-Words

Tell The Truthiness ; We're surprised Jon and the team could even get through that without cracking up.

Leapfrogging Mayor Injures Woman Dressed As Tomato

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Saunter To The White House Part 3 ; All Of Our Minorities Aren't Worth It

Despite the 'big four' not turning up to the date, they were still politely given the chance to speak.





Tell The Truthiness ; Where were you all? Tavis Smiley would have given you a run for your money, including how much you raised when you should have been at the debate.

War On Reality Part 56 ; Will No-One Think Of The Childrens?

Jon Stewart does nothing but play the clip of the President talking about education.

President's Phonetics Released ; Mugabe - mooGAHbee , Bush - ENGLISH LESSONS

In another example of why the US President is dangerous not only to his country, the World, but also the English language, a copy of his speech was released today.

The draft of his speech to the United Nations General Assembly includes notes on phonetics for World leaders and country names, Mauritannia - moor-EH-tain-ee-a, that he will cover during the talk.

Tell The Truthiness ; Bush = SS-care-EE.

War On Reality Part 46 ; UK Troops Head Home, Via Tehran

A proxy war seems about to take place on the border of Iraq and Iran, as UK troops have been moved to that area, at the request of the Americans.

350 members of the UK armed forces have been moved from Basra (we guess from the duty free shop at the airport, since that's where they were moved to just a little while ago), after the US warned that Iran was backing conflict by factions over the border in Iraq.

This story has been receiving limited coverage in the UK, mostly in The Independent newspaper.

Tell The Troops The Truthiness ; If the Americans told UK forces to jump off a cliff, would they do it?

Bush Insults Queen, Tomorrow Plans To Kick Kittens

With the royal tour to the US grinding on, the Bushes have hosted a right royal dinner for the Queen and Duke Of Edinburgh.

Happily there were a few hitches. The best being when President Bush slipped up in a speech to suggest the Queen was around in 1776 (everyone knows HRH was born in 1897). He quickly corrected himself with Her Majesty quietly saying to him on the podium ''oh dear''. Mr Bush corrected himself and came back with a joke.

The Truthiness Blog Says ; It's a bit like having your inlaws to visit. He's uncomfortable having them there but can't insult them while they say how much everything's changed from when they last visted.

Paris Blackout Fails ; News Bombers Hit Target

They tried, we tried, even CNN tried (and you know how entertainment stories are as common as muck on that network) but they all failed.

It wasn't a news embargo on a sensitive new leg of the US government's Iraq strategy (using strategy in the most loose of its meaning), ooh no.

It was a self-emposed news blackout on stories to do with Paris Hilton.

The girl got caught infringing a traffic law and the AP didn't report the story. Until now that is.

The AP held out for a week, then like a smoker standing round a group of indulgent nicotine happy friends, it breathed deeply for a long-self satisfying drag at 0924 this morning and told us all what it had (or more accurately, hadn't been) getting up to.

Reaction to the blackout was mostly positive, people for a shortwhile forgot who she was and went back to living their own lives and had a margin of concern for people dying in dangerous spots round the World.

The Truthiness Blog Says ; No Paris Hilton? That's Hot!

The Judges From Boston Legal Exist! Here's One Of Them!

As the court action concerning the final resting place of Anna Nicole Smith draws to a close, news outlets assumed we'd be talking about the specifics of the decision and the main family players vying for a piece of the limelight.

How wrong we all were!

What the heck was that judge on! Take a look, he's like the Denny Crane of judges!

Heather Mills McCartney To Do A TV Turn To Boost Her Ratings

No doubt at the wishes of her PR people, Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is to appear in the US on ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

She currently caught up in a divorce with the former Beatles songwriter, she could receive a substantial chunk of his fortune if the divorce comes down in her favour.

The Truthiness Blog Says ; What first attracted you Heather to millionaire and superstar Paul McCartney?

PS Someone remember to staple that piece of paper with her number on her back.

Craig Makes A Lot Of Sense

Bald Britney Tries Out For Vendetta 2 Sequel

The shock and concern being made all over the media and in entertainment circles over the mental health of pop princess Britney Spears can be explained exclusively by the Truthiness Blog tonight.

Following last Friday's severe haircut in Los Angeles, fear was expressed that Britney was becoming unhinged. The truth though is that following the release of 2005's V For Vendetta, a sequel is in the works and Britney is on the shortlist to play Natalie Portman's character Evey's, stunt-double.

Rumours that she may be planning to jump from the top of the London Eye complete with parachute and 'V' mask haven't been confirmed yet.

She may yet be losing it, as that scene isn't even in the script!



The Truthiness Blog Says ; Do You Know Where You Are Britney Spears? That's Right, A Tattoo Parlour.