Monday, February 05, 2007

Bird Flu Transfers To Cartoon Ducks ; Cartoon Network To Be Slaughtered

In a story which changes minute by minute this Monday lunchtime, we can reveal the case of bird flu discovered in EAstern England has spread. The latest victims are believed to be Huey, Dewey and Louie from the popular Disney Ducktales cartoon family.

There are unconfirmed reports that their Grand-Uncle, Scrooge McDuck is in isolation to prevent cross contamination.

Daffy Duck and Count Duckula were uncontactable this lunchtime.

The Truthiness Blog Says ; Things have gone quackers!

We shall stay on this story for you, bringing feather-by-feather coverage.

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