Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The TomKat Gets The Freaky Hollywood Cream

In a ceremony to make the spirit raising effort in Raiders Of The Lost Ark with melting faces look tame, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married in Italy.

The wedding was attended by several Hollywood celebrities, with the guests, such as Will Smith working the rope-line rather than the groom or bride, who had far bigger things to show off.

Indeed, rumours abound with regard to the official wedding photo of the new couple, whether or not Tom Cruise was stood on a copy of the pre-nup agreement, or a storage crate.

Maybe it's just in european metric measurements he appears taller.

Like Keith Olbermann, I can announce; Tom Cruise scares me

  • See MSNBC's Countdown cover the gory details
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