Sunday, November 12, 2006

Win a Free White House Pen ; Solve The War!

In the spirit of bipartisanship, President Bush has thrown open the doors on US Foreign Policy, previously the preserve of the Republicans, White House insiders and Mrs Green, the cleaning lady.

With the Democrats having invaded the Hill and taking up positions everywhere and even rumoured to be setting up a Committee on Committees for Oversight, they have been asked by Mr Bush for any ideas for how to deal with the terrorist threat the nation faces.

The competition will run until 31st of December 2020, or whenever we are no longer being hated by everyone, including most of our allies (and the French).

The categories are,

under age 8.

ages 8, 9 and 10

11 and above.

Those directly involved in judging the contest are not eligible to enter, that includes most of the federal government. However the small print says the President can enter under an assumed name, due to executive orders.

Unconfirmed reports that Mr Bush's entry will be on the back of a cornflake packet involving spray painted macaroni, some string and glitter have yet to be founded.

  • See the President launch the competition here, hope you win!
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